Asteptam cu nerabdare prima corespondenta de pe taram slovac. Corespondentul nostru tocmai studiaza granularitatile ecuatiilor spatio-temporale, conform legilor Becks-Heineken-Stupi. Axioma noastra, conform careia aceste legi sunt o constanta in universul nostru, se va demonstra, daca mai trebuia, inca odata, cu concursul corespondentului si prietenului nostru warmfreezer.
Super-string-ul (conform dr. Hawking, autorul teoriilor precursoare legilor Becks-Heineken-Stupi) bazat pe gruparea hidroxil legată de un atom de carbon saturat, e universal, dragi academicieni...
Vibreaza constant in tot universul nostru..
Eventual, pentru cei interesati, vom posta si legile Becks-Heineken-Stupi. In varianta restransa. Eventual intr-un comentariu, pentru ca nu vrem sa confuzam cetitorii nostri, cu haz subtire, cu asemenea detalii tehnice.
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si pentru ca am primit numeroase solicitari, de dragul transparentei totale, iata, public, aici, pe blogul academiei, teoria Becks-Heineken restransa:
RăspundețiȘtergereFunction EasterMallen (d, m, ByVal y, ByVal method) As Boolean
' EASTER SUNDAY DATE CALCULATION
' This procedure returns Easter Sunday day and month
' for a specified year and method.
' Inputs:
' y is the specified year
' method is 1, 2 or 3 as detailed below
' Outputs
' d & m are the returned day and month
' Procedure Calls
' Function ValidateArgs()
' Sub GetEasterDate()
'====================================================
' The Gregorian calendar has gradually been adopted world
' wide over from October 1582. The last known use of the
' Julian calendar by the author was in Greece in 1923.
' Either at the time of the calendar change or at a later
' date, some (but not all) regions have used a revised
' Easter date calculation based on the Gregorian calendar.
' The Gregorian calendar is valid until 4099.
' As a result, the 3 possible methods are:
' 1. The original calculation based on the Julian calendar
' 2. The original calculation, with the Julian date
' converted to the equivalent Gregorian date
' 3. The revised calculation based on the Gregorian calendar
' Most Western churches moved from method 1 to method 3 at
' the adoption of the Gregorian calendar, while most
' Orthodox churches moved from method 1 to method 2.
' Here is a guide on which method to use. It is important
' check the history of the region in question to find the
' correct date of their change from Julian to Gregorian
' calendars, and if applicable, their change from the
' original to revised Easter Sunday date calculation.
' AUSTRALIA
' Has used the Gregorian calendar since settlement
' Western churches & public holidays use method 3
' Orthodox churches use method 2
' EUROPE
' For years 326 to 1582, use method 1
' What was then Italy changed calendar AND calculation
' method in October 1582, so for years 1583 to 4099,
' use method 3. Most mainland European regions had
' converted to the Gregorian calendar by 1700
' ENGLAND
' For years 326 to 1752, use method 1
' Adopted the Gregorian calendar in September 1752
' Use method 3 for Western churches for years 1753 to 4099
' Use method 2 for Orthodox churches for years 1753 to 4099
' AMERICA
' Use method 1 from 326 AD until changes as follows:
' Regions of America under French influence adopted the
' Gregorian calendar in October 1582, while regions
' under British influence adopted both the new calendar
' and calculation from September 1752.
' Use method 2 for Orthodox churches after the adoption
' of the Gregorian calendar.
' Use method 3 for Western churches after the adoption
' of the Gregorian calendar.
'======================================================
'Method 1: ORIGINAL CALCULATION
'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
' From 326 AD, Easter Sunday was determined as the
' Sunday following the Paschal Full Moon (PFM) date
' for the year based on the Julian Calendar. PFM dates
' were made up of a simple cycle of 19 Julian calendar
' dates. This method returns a Julian calendar date,
' and applies for all years from 326
' (The author's last known use of the Julian calendar
' was in Greece in 1923).
'Method 2: ORIGINAL CALCULATION converted to GREGORIAN CALENDAR
'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
' Same (original) calculation, also converts the Julian
' calendar date to the equivalent Gregorian calendar date.
' It applies for years 1583 to 4099. This method
' is currently used by Orthodox Churches.
'Method 3: REVISED CALCULATION
'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
' This method calculates Easter Sunday as the Sunday
' following the Paschal Full Moon (PFM) date for the
' year based on the Gregorian Calendar. PFM dates are
' calculated from the relationship between the sun,
' moon & earth (as understood in 1582) using many 19
' Gregorian calendar date cycles. This method was
' adopted from 1583 in Europe, 1753 in England and is
' currently used by Western churches.
'================================================
' Validate arguments
' returns true if y (year) and method combination is valid
' y and method are both integers
d = 0 'default values for invalid arguments
m = 0
EasterMallen = False
If method < 1 Or method > 3 Then
MsgBox "Method must be 1, 2 or 3", 48
Exit Function
ElseIf method = 1 And y < 326 Then
MsgBox "The original calculation applies to all years from 326 AD", 48
Exit Function
ElseIf (method = 2 Or method = 3) And (y < 1583 Or y > 4099) Then
MsgBox "Gregorian calendar Easters apply for years 1583 to 4099 only", 48
Exit Function
Else
EasterMallen = True
End If
' Calculate Easter Sunday date
Dim FirstDig, Remain19, temp 'intermediate results (all integers)
Dim tA, tB, tC, tD, tE 'table A to E results (all integers)
FirstDig = y \ 100 'first 2 digits of year (\ means integer division)
Remain19 = y Mod 19 'remainder of year / 19
If method = 1 Or method = 2 Then
' calculate PFM date
tA = ((225 - 11 * Remain19) Mod 30) + 21
' find the next Sunday
tB = (tA - 19) Mod 7
tC = (40 - FirstDig) Mod 7
temp = y Mod 100
tD = (temp + temp \ 4) Mod 7
tE = ((20 - tB - tC - tD) Mod 7) + 1
d = tA + tE
If method = 2 Then 'convert Julian to Gregorian date
'10 days were 'skipped' in the Gregorian calendar from 5-14 Oct 1582
temp = 10
'Only 1 in every 4 century years are leap years in the Gregorian
'calendar (every century is a leap year in the Julian calendar)
If y > 1600 Then temp = temp + FirstDig - 16 - ((FirstDig - 16) \ 4)
d = d + temp
End If
ElseIf method = 3 Then
' calculate PFM date
temp = (FirstDig - 15) \ 2 + 202 - 11 * Remain19
Select Case FirstDig
Case 21, 24, 25, 27 To 32, 34, 35, 38
temp = temp - 1
Case 33, 36, 37, 39, 40
temp = temp - 2
End Select
temp = temp Mod 30
tA = temp + 21
If temp = 29 Then tA = tA - 1
If (temp = 28 And Remain19 > 10) Then tA = tA - 1
' find the next Sunday
tB = (tA - 19) Mod 7
tC = (40 - FirstDig) Mod 4
If tC = 3 Then tC = tC + 1
If tC > 1 Then tC = tC + 1
temp = y Mod 100
tD = (temp + temp \ 4) Mod 7
tE = ((20 - tB - tC - tD) Mod 7) + 1
d = tA + tE
End If
' return the date
If d > 61 Then
d = d - 61
m = 5 'for method 2, Easter Sunday can occur in May
ElseIf d > 31 Then
d = d - 31
m = 4
Else
m = 3
End If
End Function
de unde, rezulta, cred, evident, valabilitatea si universalitatea teoriilor noastre..
RăspundețiȘtergereHorrvak
Stimabili, stimabili. Am deosiebita onoare virgula sa va raspund la aceasta deosebit de prob(pardon)vocatoare provocare... Treaba e cat se poate de simpla, dom'le... Una shi cu alta face mai multe... Clar. Astea e tioria mia...
RăspundețiȘtergereSincer, m-am consultat in prealabel shi cu pretenu Heineken Slovensku. Shi asta a zis shi el. Dom'le daca e vrio problema, nu se poate rezolva doar ashea...
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